"World Ends. Merge Left."
Sunday we stumbled upon a truck lumbering along the slow lane, flags flapping, advertising the Ten Commandments. Apparently there has been far too much stealing, adultery, and graven idol-making on the freeway.
It being Sunday, the driver was violating #4 at the time.
Here's a crummy photo.
2 comments:
I think we can come up with the Ten Freeway Commandments.
1. Thou shalt not talk on thy cellphone.
2. Thou shalt use thy turn signal.
3. Thou shalt not remember thy exit with only half a mile to spare and cut across five lanes of traffic to make it.
4. Thou shalt not cut me off.
I'm drawing a blank here, other than a few more iterations of "thou shalt not talk on thy cellphone". Anyone?
5. Thou shalt only use the carpool lane if thou hast companions on thy journey.
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