Monday, June 25, 2007

Pink Glocks

Tom Tomorrow, keeping watch on the right-wing nutjobs for us, informs us what's on Bill O'Reilly's mind:

The new menace sweeping the nation is Lesbian Gangs which force unwitting teenagers into lesbian sex by threatening them with pink 9mm Glocks.

The preceeding sentence was not a satire of Bill O’Reilly, but rather, an accurate summary of the report I just watched.



Um. Okaaay.

3 comments:

lorax said...

Pink?

O'Reilly doesn't know many dykes, doe he?

Anne said...

Well, there are the pink pistols...

bob said...

wtf?!