Showing posts with label lame excuses. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lame excuses. Show all posts

Friday, July 27, 2007

Drunks... in... Spaaaace!

Been traveling for much of the summer -- sorry for the paucity of posts. Conferences, talks, vacation.

Space news has been pretty quiet lately, though today we'll hear more about allegedly drunk astronauts. The Wif: "Hell, if I were a mission specialist, damn right I'd want to slug back a few shots before playing one-in-fifty Russian roulette. They're not driving, after all."

Me: "Um, but they need to be alert, in case there's a pre-launch evacuation down the zipline to the bunker. And if you were representing your country on world TV, mebbe you'd want to be sober."


When I was 12, I realized I'd never pass the physical to be a pilot astronaut, and started aiming to be a mission specialist. Since mission specialists come from a variety of specialties (science, medicine, engineering), I picked the one that excited me most -- astrophysics. After all, it worked for Sally Ride.

Quite a few years later, NASA's done zippo with crude spaceflight, and so here I am, letting photons do the traveling for me.

(More embarrassing NASA news over at Bad Astronomy.)